Boys! Today we finally breached 3000 hours on Garry's Mod!

It's no wonder I am a kissless virgin, because I've been too busy grinding Garry's Mod for the past 4 years.

I must say, I'm quite impressed with myself the way the first Team Fatnuts episode came out.

I never really thought that I could create a competent Garry's Mod Machinima ever, so the fact that I get positive feedback and support from the newgrounds community is quite nice.

I wanna thank you all for your support with my earlier videos, and I hope to keep doing this in the near future. There's no where else to go but the top baby!

What has Canada ever done for me? Nothing, that's what.

Canada is pretty much useless, their healthcare is slow and half the people speak french.

Now compare virgin Canada to the Chad United States, we've got 50 states, 200 million plus residents, fast but rightfully expensive healthcare, AND we all speak English here, meaning we can form a perfect hivemind.

Now today I propose a plan to my fellow Newgrounders, Mission Ticonderoga.

We start a mass propaganda wave against Canada until we piss off the president, sub sequentially nuking them.

It's fool proof.

Throughout my experience on Newgrounds, i've gotten to experience knowing for the first time was an animation jam was.

It was not much magical as it was exciting as I knew it could be an outlet to get my content heard.

Shame they pick animation jams that have topics I cant animate with.

Like Musk Jam, no one has made an elon musk model yet, and among us? I didn't even wanna touch that (despite my best attempts.)

For me, my only hope is that we can score a topic that seems feasible in garry's mod.

Stay vintage you beautiful bastards.

As fun as making independent projects are, I find it very hard to keep coming up with fresh ideas.

Like for instance, the Kleiner Soda video wasn't even a fresh idea, it was ripped from a really old video I made.

So inspired by various TF2 Machinimas, My own retarded humor, and Moment With Heavy, I officially present to you cunts...

===== TEAM FATNUTS =====

Team Fatnuts follows the RED team both in and out of their daily mercenary duties.

From getting a new computer to disarming a live ballistic missile in the atmosphere, Team Fatnuts is gonna do it.

Who is going to make this glorious new series?

Me dumbass, also a few other people later down the line

for stuff like voices.

Is this all in Garry's Mod?

Yes, and since no one has asked I will also be using

Sony VEGAS pro 16 edit...

Wait sorry I mean MAGIX VEGAS Pro 16 Edit..

(Im still calling it sony vegas.)

When is the first episode?

It's coming, as of this announcement I have the introduction scene done, and the beginning

portion of the main video filmed. I'm predicting it will release in the next

week or so. So stay tuned!

I am very happy and ecstatic about making my first ever public series, especially on a platform as beautifully crafted as

Newgrounds, and I appreciate everyone who has provided me with positive feedback on what works I have produced

right now.

I hope you will all enjoy this 'masterpiece' when it's finished.

Stay Vintage!

Got a bucket of chicken!

Now this is a true gmod animator moment.

What I love about newgrounds is that unlike youtube I can stumble into the community tab and hire any asshole I want for a specific task, I.E. voice acting.

Im tempted to get some voice actors from the collaborate section into one of my upcoming machinimas but holy fucking shit is it akward for me to just message someone, "Hey dude wanna voice act? Sorry I cant give you money im a 16 year old garry's mod animator with only 19 fans on newgrounds."

It's just weird you know?

Up until now i've been doing my own voices but ive been thinking about getting other people on board to voice characters.

Unfortunately however I only have 10 subscribers and that's nowhere near enough for me to get outside help just yet.

But even if I don't get to a high enough sub count to properly get voice actors i'm just fine knowing these videos are posted online for anyone to see freely, and as long as i'm having fun it don't matter.

Greetings Fellow Nostalgic Nerds,

Just recently, I have acquired a brand spanking new editing software for my machinimas. VEGAS Pro 16.

Now this is very big for me as ever since I could remember, I was editing videos and shorts with both VEGAS Movie Studio 13.0 and 14.0. Hopefully the transition to a near $400 program will be smooth and quick so I can make my shitty videos the same way I always do.

Look forward to a new machinima in the coming weeks,

Won't lie, a garry's mod movie would be the absolute shit.

Either a plot centered around gmod or just a normal movie plot but filmed in gmod is the idea im going for here.

I'm way WAY too small to be working on a project as large as that however, but something to keep in mind for the future

right guys?

I can only hope that I surpass 100 subs on YouTube...