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MichaelIsVeryVintage
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Sir Michael Vintage @MichaelIsVeryVintage

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Canada Sucks

Posted by MichaelIsVeryVintage - October 27th, 2020


What has Canada ever done for me? Nothing, that's what.


Canada is pretty much useless, their healthcare is slow and half the people speak french.

Now compare virgin Canada to the Chad United States, we've got 50 states, 200 million plus residents, fast but rightfully expensive healthcare, AND we all speak English here, meaning we can form a perfect hivemind.


Now today I propose a plan to my fellow Newgrounders, Mission Ticonderoga.


We start a mass propaganda wave against Canada until we piss off the president, sub sequentially nuking them.

It's fool proof.


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